The Mother of All Accidents 12+

📒 "I don't like babies. I don't like them. Really. That's me, leaning back in avoidance as the baby is being passed around for a cuddle at lunch with the girls. I have never, ever, not once said 'coochie coochie coo...' or anything like it to a baby. I think they look funny, not cute, and they invariably cry when I hold them. I feel like my chest is filled with concrete. What was this child thinking choosing me as a mother?" When I turned 33 I decided two things: one - to throw a monster party, and two - that I was definitely NOT going to have any children. I did have the monster party. I also, now, have a child. Most books about pregnancy are by people who desperately want children, who planned on having them and somehow knew what to do with them. This is a book about a woman - me - who definitely did not want them,did not plan on them and was ridiculously unprepared for what happened when they did!From the High life to Home birth, this book has it all.