Mince Pie by Christopher Morley, Fiction, Literary, Classics 12+

📕 This book is intended to be read in bed. Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.In order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one. If the bed is a double bed, buy two.Do not lend a copy under any circumstances, but refer your friends to the nearest bookshop, where they may expiate their curiosity.-- Christopher Morley