📙 I always maintained he would amount to something. Thank goodness I never put money on it. — Aunt JoanStrength: Looks good in uniform. Weakness: Not inclined to study. Potential career: Flight attendent. More likely: Carrying sandwichboard outside local pizzeria. — Year Eight School ReportEvery time he posts honking geese rise into the sky. — Asuka (#instapoetfav)New Zealand literature has no one like him. Always surprising,a genuine original. — Roger HorrocksIs this book ticking? — Receptionist, Ministry for Culture