📖 When a mountain that devours everything in its path oozes out of the wilderness and threatens to eat their home, Thurston P. Merryweather III, a dapper stuffed bear, and his plushie friends naively embark on a truly dangerous adventure to slay the beast.Dearest reader, although the characters in this story are wholesome and twee stuffed animals, this unabridged account contains scary and disturbing events, tragedy and suffering, and yes, even death.If you are young or have a gentle heart, reading this book may cause indecent tattoos to suddenly appear on your newly muscled forearms and a handlebar mustache may sprout from your face. And yes, this even applies to girls and women.You have been warned.